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A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop entrance. But, instead of his business building up, it began to slacken. He had especially noticed the ladies shying away from his shop after reading the sign board. So he decided to check it out himself. Then he understood why ! The boy found a small wooden board so he had split the word into the 3 words : Psycho- the- rapist.

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• It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.
  
  Thomas Mann

• It is not love, but lack of love which is blind.
  
  Glenway Wescott

• It is not only necessary to love, It is necessary to say so.
  
  French proverb

• Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.
  
  Katherine Hepburn

• Love is great when you find someone to give it to.
  
  Chris Myrick

• Love is neither true or false, love is love.
  
  Camilla Saunders

• love is painful that is true not to love is painful too; but there is a greater pain: to love and not be loved again
  
  John Fussle

• Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
  
  Robert Heinlein

• Love is unconditional. . . Relationships are not.
  
  Grant Gudmundson

• Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely.
  
  anonymous

• Men are always sincere. They change sincerity, that's all!
  
  Tristan Bernard